Real Talk: I’m Not Going to Promise to Sell Your Home in 3 Days

Let me just say what everyone’s thinking but no one wants to call out…

Every time someone posts in a local Facebook group asking for a Realtor, the comment section turns into a circus.

"I can help!"

"I just sold a house in 3 days!"

"I’ll have it under contract before your coffee gets cold!"

All of that... without knowing a single thing about the property. They haven’t seen your home. They don’t know the neighborhood. They don’t know if you’re sitting on a gem or a fixer-upper held together with duct tape and good vibes.

But sure—they can sell it in 3 days.

Let me be blunt: That kind of sales talk sets people up for disappointment.

And for what? To win a lead? To look impressive in a comment thread?

Here’s What I Was Taught Early in My Career (That Clearly Isn’t Being Taught Enough)

Set realistic expectations early.

Because when you can’t deliver on all that hype you threw out in the beginning, you don’t just look bad—you break trust. And in this business, trust is everything.

I’m not going to throw out timelines based on thin air just to look good in a Facebook thread.

I’m Probably the Least “Salesy” Realtor You’ll Meet

I’m not here to tell you what you want to hear just to win your business. I’m here to tell you the truth, even when it’s not sugar-coated.

Maybe your home needs some prep work.

Maybe the market has shifted.

Maybe we need a strategic pricing plan that isn’t going to make headlines but gets you the right buyer.

My job isn’t to hype you up—it’s to guide you through one of the biggest transactions of your life with clarity, honesty, and respect.

What You Will Get From Me

✅ A realistic, data-backed plan.

✅ A thorough understanding of your home’s market position.

✅ Clear communication every step of the way.

✅ No empty promises. Just real, honest work.

The next time you’re scrolling through a sea of “I can sell your house in 3 days” comments, just remember: It’s easy to talk a big game. It’s harder to back it up.